Chuck Norris

When I was growing up, I remember watching a bunch of old action movies with this guy Chuck Norris in it.  I also used to watch him on a show called Walker, Texas Ranger, which was pretty terrible but somehow oddly addictive (I'm not the only one out there, amazingly).  Anyway, I just ran across this website called Chuck Norris Facts, which has all sorts of funny "facts" about Chuck Norris.  My personal favorites:

• There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
• Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris--be thankful you didn't have to live through that guy's career...